crash

Hey sorry i havent been posting latly, i just rode my bbike into a car. my brakes didn't work. i felt so bad they were just about to take me away in a helicopter if i was hutr to bad. i was really lucky because i could have skidded under the kar and get run over. I'm thankful that i didn't. Well now for some funny quotes.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

"Money and power only last the hour, but friendship and love withstand the sky above."

MORON